Archive for Quotables

George Carlin on HDTV

// July 18th, 2002 // Comments Off // HDTV Bits, Quotables

The only thing high-definition television will do is provide sharper pictures of the garbage.

Today's George Carlin Quote

// January 16th, 2002 // Comments Off // Funny Stuff, Quotables

Have you ever noticed how sometimes all day Wednesday, you keep thinking it’s Thursday? Then, the next day, when you’re back to normal, you wonder why you don’t think it’s Friday?

George Carlin Quote

// January 10th, 2002 // Comments Off // Funny Stuff, Quotables

Another Carlin quote from my desk calendar:

The trouble with sitcoms is that every week it’s the same group of irritating people.

George Carlin Quote

// January 7th, 2002 // Comments Off // Funny Stuff, Quotables

Today’s quote from my George Carlin desk calendar:

Don’t you hate it when a rock bank comes on stage and apparently the drummer has decided that somehow it’s cool to wear a funny hat?